Falling Off

“You threw me!” Said the rider

“No I didn’t.” said the horse. “You fell off.”

“I didn’t fall off.” Said the rider.

“Yes you did.” Said the horse.

“If I had thrown you, you would have landed miles away.”

Mathematics

“I’ve got my maths GCSE.” Said the rider.

“I can do maths.” Said the horse.

“Don’t be silly, I bet you can’t even count.” Said the rider.

“Of course I can.” Said the horse.

“OK, what is 1 plus 1?” said the rider.

“11 of course.” Said the horse.

View Point

A tractor pulling a set of harrows passed the horse and rider on the downs.

“Blue.” The horse said. “Nice colour.”

“Red tractor?” said the rider.

“Oh no.” said the horse. “I was looking at the harrows. Everyone has a different point of view.”